• me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial, via ashleley)

"Sleep is good, and books are better."

Tyrion Lannister (via 50shadesoftobias)

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fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

(Source: halliebadger, via baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b)

kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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failstun:

i have arrived

(Source: blackberryvision, via cheeseburgerz)

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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(Source: misterjakes, via cableclips)

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

(Source: nico-diangelcakes, via joshpeck)

delzdesigns:

Iggy Azelea is such a good mom.

(Source: delzdesigns, via intensional)

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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(via snapchatted)

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via wishuponap0rnstar)

madabearr:

sasstielspn:

madabearr:

HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE

made a good first impression you cultured sex thing

if anybody’s wondering, i’m now best friends with both of them and they introduce me to people as ‘the one in the bra that i told you about’

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